You'll love this collection of dog jokes and riddles!
Feel free to use them on your puppy dog, they may know the answers!
š¾ A Furpile of Dog Jokes š¾
Click on a joke to reveal the answer!
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
Why do dogs run in circles before lying down?
Why did the Dachshund want to sit in the front of the car?
What do you call a dog magician?
Why did the dog bring a stopwatch to the park?
Whatās a dogās favorite part of a tree?
Why donāt dogs make good dancers?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do dogs love watching horror movies?
Why did the dog sit on sandpaper?
What do you call a dog that tells time?
What do you call a dog who meditates?
Why did the dog bring a suitcase to the park?
Why are dogs such great storytellers?
What do dogs like to eat at movie theaters?
What do you call a dog in winter?
Why was the dog a great musician?
What did one flea say to the other?
Why did the dog sit in front of the mirror?
Why did the dog refuse to play poker?
Why was the dog so good at baseball?
Whatās a dogās favorite kind of pizza?
Why donāt dogs like phone calls?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
š¾ Doggone Dog Riddles š¾
Hint - the answer isn't always a dog, some are tougher!
Click on a riddle to reveal the answer!
I wag my tail when I'm happy, and I bark when I see a stranger. What am I?
I love to dig, bury my treasures, and I can always sniff them out again. Who am I?
I can chase a ball, guard your home, and greet you at the door. What am I?
What starts with a āDā and is manās best friend?
I wear a coat in the summer, but I donāt take it off. What am I?
I bark, but I donāt bite. I can be used to warn people or tell them to move away. What am I?
I'm always running but never get tired. What am I?
I love to run, but I never go anywhere. What am I?
You can take me for a walk, but Iām not alive. What am I?
Iām always happy to see you, even if youāve been gone for five minutes. Who am I?
I help guide the blind but never read a book. What am I?
I sniff out trouble and protect people. What am I?
I have paws but no claws, a nose that always works, and ears that hear everything. What am I?
I make your home safe, love belly rubs, and will never leave your side. Who am I?